Action jokes
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.