I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
