why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside
sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)
a blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
When did “yo” mean Hello. They are so different, how did they mean the same thing. Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language.
i love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were! :)
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
My dad always used to beat me but he never beat cancer
My fish pun aren't on porpoise.
My father always used to say:
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Until the accident.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Poopies in my undies
They said I couldnt drive. now they know i cant cause they are all dead
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
when you accidently choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that its your sister so who gives a f..k
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
why were you born? because I asked out your mom on accident
