Accident jokes
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Memes
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
A man walks into a bar... Oww!