Accident jokes
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Kids?
A man walks into a bar... Oww!
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.