Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.
After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.
After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully. But I can break yours today, hopefully.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
