why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
POV you accidentally get H in your IV drip
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter
My wife was run over
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
Jack and Jill went up a hill his condom ripped and now they are from Alabama
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
