10+ Best Judge Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Judgment

bruh

The image has text at the top saying "me: who am I to judge? also me:" followed by a picture of Simon Cowell looking like he is making a judgement.

Celebrity

The image is split in two, the left side shows Alec Baldwin in a white t-shirt with the olympic rings holding a handgun. The right side shows Alec Baldwin wearing a USA jacket and three medals. Text at the bottom reads: "Alec Baldwin Wins Gold Medal But Then Accidentally Shoots 3 Judges & A Spectator." Text on the image also says "MADHOUSE MAGAZINE" and "See more Memes at MadhouseMagazine.com".

Liberal

A person wearing red, white, and blue striped socks is tying the red laces of oversized red and white clown shoes on a patterned green rug. The text above reads, 'Before you judge a liberal, try walking a mile in their shoes'.

Beer

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Cat

Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves.

A white cat with black markings is sitting on a cat tree. The cat has a serious expression on its face and its paws are neatly tucked under its chest. The text overlay states, "Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves."

Approval

Tater-Tot judges you, finally, he approves.

A white cat with black spots on its head is sitting on a cat tree. The cat's front paws are neatly folded.

Chat

A scene inside a courtroom. A lawyer in a suit stands facing a judge seated behind the bench. Sunlight streams through striped blinds. White text overlaid on the image reads, "Permission to call the jury 'chat' your honor?"

Face

dont judge and only half the face

A person's face is shown in the image with a black scribble covering half of it.

Fortnite

tell me who loves fortnite spider gwen i love her alot do not judge

A 3D rendering of Spider Gwen from Fortnite. She has a white and pink mask with large white eyes, a black top, and white arms.

Character

A screenshot of a satirical news article. The headline reads, "Somalis Demand Americans Stop Judging Them By The Content Of Their Character". Below the headline, a photo shows a group of Somali people, including children and women in hijabs, standing behind a man at a podium who is speaking into a microphone. The subtext indicates the event took place in Minneapolis, MN, on January 9, 2026.

Jokes

Pedophile

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

Hairline

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Orphan

A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."