I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
