What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
Accident Jokes
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
