Abuse jokes
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."