Abuse Jokes

whats the difference between family and cats...

cats wont abuse u at christmas

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported

The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?

An animal abuse warrant

what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father

aaron

If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"

You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it

Hate me all you want but I rather love bullying in all fairness, I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

A brain eats cheddar cheese

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids..?

Because they never had loving parents of there own

The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"