Abuse jokes
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.