Abuse jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

Who wants to see me rape a toddler?

What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?

"I'd hit that."

Me: "I like kids."

Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."

I actually want peace, not war.

That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.

I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.

What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.