Abuse jokes
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!