The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Abuse Jokes
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Where are crackheads from?
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