Abuse jokes

Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.

Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you.

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.

A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.

The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.

What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?

"Meals on Wheels."

My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.

I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.

Why can you slap an orphan?

Are they going to tell mommy?