Abuse jokes
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.