It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Abuse Jokes
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
