Abuse jokes

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you.

When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke, I was being sexually abused.

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.

The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"

Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.

What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?

"Meals on Wheels."

What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

Why can you slap an orphan?

Are they going to tell mommy?

What is a pedophile's favorite job?

The mall santa.

If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.