Abuse jokes
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Pedophiles smell good.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.