Abuse jokes
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.