Abuse jokes
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.