Abuse jokes
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Memes
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.