Abuse jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"