What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Abuse Jokes
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
