Abuse Jokes

Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"

Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"

Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."

Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".

He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"

Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

101 pedo jokes.

Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?

Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.

Keep it going on lol.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you haven't told her twice.

What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?

Aaron.

If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.

What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?

"I'd hit that."

Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.

What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?

Get out of my son!

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him.

Pedophiles smell good.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?

A Catholic priest.

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

To get to the other preschool.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

Two pedophiles talking to each other:

"Do you got two fives for one ten?"