Abuse jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"
Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"
Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."
Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".
He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"
Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Pedophiles smell good.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.