What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but I can only think of the punchline.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Me: "I like kids."
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess,His family is nuts his neighbor is an asshole,His best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him up!
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
