Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Abuse Jokes
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
It's not rape if you're both crying.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
