What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but I can only think of the punchline.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.