Absence jokes
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
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What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
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You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD