why is my dad gone
idk
I did a good job of being home from school 🏫
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
