Absence jokes
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Orphans have no parents.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?