Absence jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.