You know it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise it's just a missing person.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
I've never seen my dad since September 11, I wonder where he is....
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
doctor: i'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left. man: what?! what about my family??! my son is still missing! i can't just leave like that! doctor: don't worry sir, i told your family. man: that's.. great.. if they found my son, tell them that i love him more than anything and i couldn't keep that promise. the doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes. doctor: i will... dad..
tq for reading my crappy joke
