What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
I've never seen my dad since September 11, I wonder where he is....
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
You know it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise it's just a missing person.
doctor: i'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left. man: what?! what about my family??! my son is still missing! i can't just leave like that! doctor: don't worry sir, i told your family. man: that's.. great.. if they found my son, tell them that i love him more than anything and i couldn't keep that promise. the doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes. doctor: i will... dad..
tq for reading my crappy joke