Missing person jokes
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.