Missing person jokes
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.