You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
I've never seen my dad since September 11, I wonder where he is....
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
doctor: i'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left. man: what?! what about my family??! my son is still missing! i can't just leave like that! doctor: don't worry sir, i told your family. man: that's.. great.. if they found my son, tell them that i love him more than anything and i couldn't keep that promise. the doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes. doctor: i will... dad..
tq for reading my crappy joke
