You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
