Absence jokes
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?