Absence jokes
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
I got nothing.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.