Absence jokes
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
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I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
The F in orphans stands for family...
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂