Absence jokes
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Like if you don't have a dad.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
When I mist, I miss.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
I got no joke.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.