Absence jokes
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
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Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.