Absence jokes
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
The F in orphans stands for family...
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.