What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
The F in orphans stands for family...
