Absence

Absence Jokes

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

Whatโ€™s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, โ€œwhat gave me away?โ€ โ€œWell, your parents, for a start.โ€

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.