I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
WJE officially a gone memory
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I have no father. Like if you relate.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
