Absence

Absence jokes

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

Whatโ€™s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."