Absence jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
WJE officially a gone memory.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.