What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
WJE officially a gone memory.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They donโt know what a full house looks like.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Whatโs the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, โwhat gave me away?โ โWell, your parents, for a start.โ
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.