I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
WJE officially a gone memory
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They donโt know what a full house looks like.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Whatโs the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldnโt know what a mummy is.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
