Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they donโt know what a home looks like.
Absence Jokes
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
WJE officially a gone memory.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They donโt know what a full house looks like.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Whatโs the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Whatโs the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, โwhat gave me away?โ โWell, your parents, for a start.โ