Absence jokes
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.