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Class

A person with a black floral shirt is holding a stick with a round object in the air on a stage with large fire flames in the background. Text at the top says, "Teacher leaves the class for 0.003 seconds." The website boredpanda.com is in the lower right corner.

Magic Trick

A young boy with a serious face. The text says: "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

Dad

imagine having a dad

Close-up of the character Megamind with a sad facial expression and the text "No Dad?" on top.

School

why th

A picture shows a man looking confused. The text says "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a black out & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

Dad

imagine having a dad

A close-up of a cartoon character with blue skin, big green eyes, and raised eyebrows. Text in white font says, "No Dad?"

Milk

A skeleton is sitting on a bench. The text says, "ME WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GET MILK. BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK."

Magic Trick

A close-up of a young boy with a serious facial expression. The text above reads "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

Mom

A cartoon image depicts a woman with a sly smile, paired with the text "Bro's mom asking me if I'm staying the night knowing bro's not gonna be there."

Dad

Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk

A crudely drawn face with an ambiguous expression.

School

LIKE IF YOUR NOT BLACK

A man with a beard looks annoyed. The text says, "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a blackout & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

Point

might just be me sadly...

A man is sitting at a desk with a laptop and a mug. The top panel shows him smiling with the text "YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHERE I'VE BEEN". The bottom panel shows him with the same smile and the text "GOOD POINT....."

Hospital

The image shows two panels. The left panel depicts a person lying in a hospital bed with tubes in his nose. The text above him reads: "When your boss asks for proof you're in hospital." The right panel shows the character Baby Yoda. Above him the text reads: "Boss: You should've been here at 8. Me: Why, what happened at 8?"

Ladder

A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."

Dad

So true

An image of Nemo looking displeased. To the right is the text: "What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found."

Father

what you get

A close up image of Megamind with a serious, slightly sad expression and the text "No Father?" above him.