See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Worst Jokes Ever
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
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I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
