Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Knock knock.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
