Worst Jokes Ever
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
My will to live.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.