Worst Jokes Ever
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. π₯΅
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: β οΈ
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! π€£π€£
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Whatβs the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. π€
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
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