Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!

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Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

My dick was in the book of world records.

But then the librarian asked me to take it out.

Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?

Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?

A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.