What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".