Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! πŸ‘ πŸ™Œ πŸ‘πŸ‘ πŸ‘Œ πŸ‘Œ πŸ’ͺ πŸ’ͺ πŸ₯° 😊 πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜„ 😁 😍 πŸ’– ❀️ πŸ’– ❣️ πŸ’• πŸ’˜

What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

Libertarian Party.

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭