What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s pointless
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Yo moms so old she was happily accepted into the museum
What’s worse than a girl getting a period
A boy getting a period
Why was the orphan so successful? They said go big or go home but he could not do the second
what do emo kids have incomnd with orphans
they both depresd on the inside
lol this joke may not be funny but what do u call your mom fat and emo
what does blind kids and orphans have in common.
neither of them can see they're parents.
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
whats the difference between a blind person and a orphan
they both can't see there parents
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
Why did the twin towers go shopping
To get some plane bread
I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"
Wa do u call a kid in a hot tub Vegetable soup
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
You cant spell Funeral without fun.
