What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
How to not exist: Kys.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
