Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?

A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.

What do you call a deer with no ear?

One ear.

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Why don’t orphans live in villages?

Because they will get abandoned.

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

Ppppppp.

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.

How to not exist: Kys.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RCXD.

What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.