In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs
Imagine going up to a emo and saying your just like a spider your both good at hanging
A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Ur so fat u sunk captain crunch’s ship. Ur so fat ur blood type is Nutella.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What’s a orphans favorite drink?
Fosters
Why can’t orphans ride a bike? Cause there parents won’t follow them
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin, Especially, Peter Pecker
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack
9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy
Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
your head is so big it looks like traffic is able to fit on it
