"dose this make any cents" a man says "oh it dose make cents" me<-- thing:Lemin"aid"<--another joke
Why were the twin towers sad
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but All they got was plane
What is the difference between A dead body and a Lamborghini I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
I went to an inerview and my future boss said hi my name is watt niseto meet you i Then said WHAT IS UR NAME he then said What is not my name watt is so i replied ugh fine i guess i ll call you wha then he said wha i not my name and then i said ugh fine my name is will knott he then replied hi will not
Luke ask his friend how old is youre father James replied hes as old as me luke then said it doesent make any sense james then said he became father when i was born
Mummy how was i born? Mummy replyed well you father and i got married and soon i became fat and you came out and then in out in out and after u did that a millon times u were born
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
HA GAYYYYYYY
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O' neal
boy if you don't get yo im burger KING with MY burger QUEEN!!!
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
I want to di...dive! Yeah!
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9) which was 2 2 many (922) so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968) she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, parents aren't home.
Did you know an apple and a orphan or different .
a apple gets picked
What do u call a group of emos?
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What does a man have 3 of witch a girl only has 2 of
Legs
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
