Worst Jokes Ever
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Whatβs a rapperβs favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Wade likes Luiz!
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.