Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.