There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Worst Jokes Ever
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
