Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door
My great uncle died in a concentration camp
He fell off one of the guard towers
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there little Frankey
What do you call joe from family guy in an electric wheelchair. robo cop
Your manna so fat your father will be cumming around the mountain when he cums.
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling
POV you
Your so clapped that you make susan boyle attractive
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke
Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
My asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone
Why don't orphans play tag
Because there's no one to catch
Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
