Worst Jokes Ever
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
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Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!