Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Worst Jokes Ever
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
