Worst Jokes Ever
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...