Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he replies.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down.

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."