What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
Knock,knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot. ?!
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? NACHOCHEESE!!!!!!!!!
I like my humans like I like my chicken................Fully cooked
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
hello ppls i'm lilkitten ig
https://youtu.be/Qb5iaCcZU68
Your Mom's Favourite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
Ur homeless u orphan
Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"
your hairline is so screwed that micheal jackerson cant even moonwalk to your hairline
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
You are so fat, that when you wear a yellow raincoat, that a running person behind you shouted "TAXI!"
What is white and fluffy? A peelo
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady but she just screamed and flew out of the plane
whats an orphans least favorite store... home depot
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
Why most of school shooters are mostly white?
because Black lives MATTER
