Worst Jokes Ever
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Davin is a pedo.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Potato.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.