Worst Jokes Ever
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.