If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Don't click the link.
This is a link to a YouTube channel. No joke text provided.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
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What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
