Worst Jokes Ever

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

The most unfunny joke ever made.

I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an American house?

A gun safe.

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.

Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.

But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)

Asian pregnancy test:

Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.

Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

Not funny joke.

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.