Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

What do women and KFC have in common?

After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

One's a superhero, one's a command.

Guys, I promise Iโ€™m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*