Worst Jokes Ever

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

A stab wound.

What do you call a single bisexual?

All bi myself.

What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?

Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?

Little boys' pants half off.

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."

What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?

One kid in eight dustbins.

Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic.

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.