2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
Whats the difference between a picture of jesus and the real jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMxnilLIauE
Why is paul a Walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next
at a funeral iwhisper ur next
ur hairline to put back lookin like u got slapped up by will smith
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Roses ate red violets are blue. You belong in a zoo but don't worry I'll be there to. Just not in a cage I'll be laughing at you.
Want to hear a joke. Just look in the mirror😊😆😆😅😋😘😮😮🙂😅
u mess with goose he strain out all of your body juice
u mess with goose he hang u with noose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs
My cousin’s friend spelled “rasist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
your hairline so far back sherlock couldnt solve that mystery
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire Hot Wheels