Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"

Whats the difference between a picture of jesus and the real jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture

imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting

gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next

at a funeral iwhisper ur next

"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

u mess with goose he strain out all of your body juice

u mess with goose he hang u with noose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg

damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs

My cousin’s friend spelled “rasist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)