I found this at school.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Recently my baby did this:
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Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They donβt know what home base is.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Q: Whatβs the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire π₯!
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
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I asked my now ex-boyfriend why heβs scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesnβt scratch, but he didnβt believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah π)
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another womanβs lipstick on his knuckles.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
