Wanna hear a joke about paper:Nevermind it's tearible
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion. But her joke was crap.
Yo mama so fat she found the barrier to outer space
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her-Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was there mother
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
2001 just called and they want there towers back
You can only say Kobe now when your playing flight simulator.
When bob the builder looks at ur hairline he says we can't fix that
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: OOOWWWWW!!!! Get of me you overweight bucket of lard.
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
why is September 11th the best birthday?
no one ever forgets it! <3
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
What was Hitler known for? His exceptional caust efficiency
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims, they did 98 stories is 10 seconds
why were the twin towers mad? cuz they ordered a pepperoni pizza put it came plane
why is texas the worst state ever?
they only have one star.
What do orphis and broke up couples have any common
They cant see each other anymore
what did the two towers make after they died? the one World Trade Center
