Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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