Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't count the bars!

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?

Because he was packing his rhyme books!

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.