Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!