Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”

Condom: “Hahaha...”

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  • Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

    Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.