Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

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    • "Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."

    "Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."

    "Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."

    "Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."

    "Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."

    "Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."

    "Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."

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    • Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

    Friend: No.

    Me: Well don't, it sucks.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

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    • Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?

    A: He wanted to see a butterfly.

    Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

    Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

    One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"

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    • Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

    But she has to. She's his mom.

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    • Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.

    So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”

    So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.