Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"