Worst Jokes Ever
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
My sexlife xddddddddd
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!