Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?

A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.