Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Life Support

  • My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

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  • Birthday

  • My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

    Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

    No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

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  • Infidelity

  • A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."

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  • Diabetes

  • When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

    Grave

  • Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.

    Patient: What's the good news?

    Doctor: I've got you flowers.

    Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?

    Doctor: They're for your grave.

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