Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."