Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

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    • The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."

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    • Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

    Man: "Yes!"

    Reporter: "Name?"

    Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."

    Reporter: "Sex?"

    Man: "Three to five times a week."

    Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"

    Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."

    Reporter: "Holy cow!"

    Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."

    Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

    Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."

    Reporter: "Oh dear!"

    Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

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    • Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

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    • You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.

    (just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.

    Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

    Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

    One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

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