Worst Jokes Ever
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂