Worst Jokes Ever

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

What do you call me?

Chinese?

Marcus is gay.

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Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

Son: Mom, what is money made of?

Mom: Paper.

Son: Where does paper come from?

Mom: . . .

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.

What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.