What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.
what do you call a kid hanging an emo kid
What kind of ball does amy rose like? Blue balls.
how are a orphan and baseball different from each other
a baseball game there is a home run
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason it doesn't have a home page.
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges?? because they contain vitamin suiiiii
What were pual walker last words
Hey that trees growing
Q I like elephants A Everything else is inrrelephant
Why cant a orphan be a criminal because they are not wanted
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom
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What do you call a Muslim bee? Habibee
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?".The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off.".
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
