Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Random couple after their first night:

Husband: It was very tasty. πŸ₯΅

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?

Wife: ☠️

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🀣🀣

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. πŸ€“

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🀣🀣🀣🀣