Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...