Why do vampires Are always sick because they are coffin
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
You so skinny when you lift up weights you fall through your asshole
How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
You’re hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
I rate the twin tiwers 9/11 very stable buildings
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire now we call him hot wheels
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady she asked which kid is mine and I responded I haven't decided yet
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows
yo mama so ugly people dress up as HER on halloween
yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns
the titanic is now resort for fish
Why were the twin towers mad? Because the ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plain
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
