Worst Jokes Ever
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.