Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot
Say I hate happiness without the H (all of them )
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil" -sun tzu, art of war
“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If you can't win, lose" - Sun Tzu, the art of war.
Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You cannot win a war without a war" -Tun Szu, The art of war
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
Follow for candy kids like for pizza kids commet for kids
+1 like = 1 kid in my basment
+1 follower =1 kid in my Microwave
+1 Comet
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
