Worst Jokes Ever
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Gamemaster10
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Nevermind, it's retarded.
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
You shoot him in the face.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.
Lying bastard never came out.
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.