Worst Jokes Ever
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.