Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.