Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes";

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much Shit?

Answer; Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!

If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily

My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil" -sun tzu, art of war

“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war

“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War

You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food

Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu

“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.