Worst Jokes Ever
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.