Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.