Worst Jokes Ever
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.