Worst Jokes Ever
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.