Worst Jokes Ever
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.