Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.

My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.

Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...

"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Anal sex is for A**holes.

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.