Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.