Worst Jokes Ever
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
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BLM.