Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer; Non-Existance!
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer; He was okay. It was a draft so he dodged it easily!
Why do orphans like to go to church? So they have someone to call father. If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
why are orphans bad at poker becuz they dont know what a full house is
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on hire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What do you call a flat emo ......
A chopping block🖤
What do you call an emo furry squad : The suicide furs
I played Clash of Clans and when I requested troops, all i got were some muslim wall breakers.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)
that's it, it wasn't a joke.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender
Your momma so fat that she was used goods like the Russian tanks
Why do orphans love getting r@ped? Because they want to know what love feels like
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
Your so Fat That You BROKE Thanos snap
