What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Worst Jokes Ever
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Wade likes Luiz!
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
