Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Do y'all love God?
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
