Worst Jokes Ever
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."