Worst Jokes Ever
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.
When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
My name is Jeff.
Feminism.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.