Worst Jokes Ever
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
My life.
Kill me, please.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
I fell down yesterday.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
What are you on? YouTube.
Your face.