Worst Jokes Ever
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
My acquaintance, William.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
I find bananas very appeeling.