Worst Jokes Ever
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Y'all gay asf yaya.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."