Worst Jokes Ever
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Max's joke is literally a joke.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Here's a joke: Your life.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.