Worst Jokes Ever
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.