Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Peter B is homogay.
I shit on your furniture.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
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OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"