Worst Jokes Ever

Donald Trump.

Penis.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.

This website!

What do you call an octopus dad?

An octodad.

My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Answer: Because 7 8 9.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?

A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.

What is flatter than an Asian?

Their nose.

The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?

"I Truss-ted you!"

I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.